@inCHANwetrust

cumfort:

the perks of dating me

  • i’m funny
  • i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
  • i don’t have friends so we can always hang out
citylandscapes:

New Orleans, LA
Source: PoydrasPoydras (reddit)

citylandscapes:

New Orleans, LA

Source: PoydrasPoydras (reddit)

(Source: bachmaninovsky)

fasterfood:

i dont care what you say there is nothing more stressful than wanting to have a conversation with someone but having absolutely NOTHING to say

  • Rest of the family: We'll be gone for a few hours, alright?
  • Me: *breaks out into song*

(Source: mitchdahbitch)

lamelohan:

"if you hate school so much why do you even come"image

(Source: moaninqly)

abeautyinyourresistance:

all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with

jemellegemas:

lmaooo

(Source: thatwetshirt)

herbshuttle:


sparklegenocide:

Oh you

biggest fuck you ever 

herbshuttle:

sparklegenocide:

Oh you

biggest fuck you ever 

(Source: humortrain)

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy when out camping in the bush

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy when out camping in the bush

nevermorethoughts:

How I view my Tumblr audience: image

How it actually is: image